This is just a quick update.
Most of you will remember my old Roomie, Jason from the party house. Here we are, on a typical afternoon:
...that's Jason on the right.
Well, after I moved to Dallas, Nick (Roomie 3) moved to Minneapolis, so Jason decided to keep us all in the same time zone by moving back home to Omaha.
Another notable fact about Jason was that of the three Roomies, Jason had the only fully functional and presentable automobile, the black GMC Yukon, or Tahoe, or whatever. Big, black SUV. It was awesome. It fit 8 people, and was perfect for after-hours impromptu TJ trips.
Well, I talked to Jason today, and he had an incident.
Omaha is located in a part of the country known as the "Bible Belt" which, not coincidentally, is also the exact same part of the country known as "Tornado Alley." Why devout Christians chose to live in an area that is frequently hit by deadly pointy clouds is anyone's guess. Maybe the tornadoes inspire faith, who knows? All I know is that very recently, Jason woke up and said, "Oh, shit."
According to Jason, "The back window got blown out and the roof of the truck is shaped like a hot dog bun."
I guess it could be worse?
Yeah, it could be worse:
...that's his neighbor's truck.
That's all I have to say. Jason reads my blog, so if you have any well-wishing to do, or if you want to laugh at his misfortune, feel free to post a comment so he can read it.
Until next time...
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