Monday, March 31, 2008

Holiday home...

Suggested Soundtrack: "Love is a Battlefield" by Pat Benatar



Apologies…


So much, so much since our last visit. Sorry. Sorry. I know I’ll never attract a regular readership if I don’t deliver content regularly. I’m trying. For starters, I am now paying myself to write. Twenty bucks an hour is what I make. So now, if I want to buy some stupid bullshit, I have to WORK for it. Food and drink fall under Countrywide’s umbrella, but new messenger bags with built-in laptop holder area ($160.00, Timbuktu.com) will have to be earned. Speaking of which, I got a laptop.

Meet my MacBook.

My new toy

Haven’t named her yet. While I did not write for the money to buy it (the write for $ program being fairly new), the MacBook was needed. Now I can write and edit video on the go. I’m hoping this leads to more writing and editing of video. If not, all I have is an $1100 porn machine. Also, I got Microsoft Word and FinalCut Pro, the latter being a badass program for editing video. Plus, it came with this program that lets you distort your face and then take a picture. Some examples:

The Caveman
The Pucker
The Special Olympian
The Tim Robbins
The Oompa Loompa
The Strongman

At any rate, let’s get into what’s gone down since the last time I talked at you. For starters, it snowed here. Yeah, snow. Here's photographic evidence. My car was as shocked as I was.

Holy Shit

More exciting: I took a trip to San Diego for Chef’s birthday. It was a great time, and many people came to the BBQ that Monica was awesome enough to throw for him (us). Everyone seemed to enjoy Chef as much as he enjoyed himself. I love my Papa so much and I love it when he is tearing it up and having a good time despite the fact that he can’t drink anymore. He faked it well, with the non-alcoholic beer and all. Not quite sure if he smoked any dope or not. It was certainly offered to him.

Papa enjoys himself

As an added bonus, The Wrong Trousers played a few songs for the group, Trent got in there with his guitar as well, and for a little while there, I forgot that when the weekend was over, I had a desk job in Texas to get back to.

Speaking of the Trousers, they played a show after they left the BBQ and a fringe group of us took off the check them out while the hard core boozers and smokers held down the fort. The show was intimate and awesome. I got some of it on tape, the highlight being Joe busting out a badass bluegrass mandolin flourish. The coolness comes 28 seconds n to this clip. Observe:



Sweet.

I forgot to mention the night I arrived! Got into town, went right to Sushi Deli for dinner with my old roomie Jason, and Rufino, my longtime friend, who shares a birthday with Chef. A few more people showed up, sushi was great, and afterward we went to Bluefoot to join a large group there celebrating Tim’s birthday. It was a blast. Got tossed, made it back to the hotel room, where a few of us drunks talked the night away.



Next day went out on the boat with Captain Todd and Mike.

Ahoy!

That night was the BBQ (previously discussed). Spent a couple of days in Palm Springs with Chef, and then had a nice lunch at the Prado before I left for Dallas.

Lunch at the Prado was a virtual who’s-who of ex-employees. Myself, Shandra, Shaheen, and Ali, as well as Shandra’s family. It was a fantastic meal, as always.
After another tearful goodbye to he city I love, I hopped on a plane and headed back to Dallas, where I had a lot of crap to deal with…

Until next time…

The Consummate Asshole