Saturday, November 3, 2007

Quantitatively Nik...

Suggested soundtrack: "1 2 3 4" by Feist


In the interest of posting more entries, I've come up with a new concept which is going to keep new material coming on a steady basis while at the same time not requiring too much extra writing. The concept is this: random lists. Doesn't sound like much, but I think it has potential. I can make these lists as I go about my day, and then when they are completed, I can throw them online. I already have 10 or so ideas, and as I fill those, I'll rely on you all to help me with new ones.So, without further ado, the first ever "Quantitatively Nik" list:

Food & Drink I Consumed During the Third Week of October

MONDAY:Apple-cinnamon Nutra-Grain bar; two unfrosted blueberry Pop Tarts; Faux-mocha (my own recipe which consists of 1 cup coffee, 2 tbsp non-dairy creamer, 1 packet Swiss Miss Hot Cocoa Mix); two cups water; Wendy's Chicken Filet Sandwich, medium fries, medium Dr. Pepper ("The number five"); two cups water; four Crown-and-waters ($2 each, happy hour); Sausage egg and cheese biscuit, hash brown sticks, medium Coke ("the number twenty-five") and a Big Texas Cheeseburger with mayo and tomato only, all from Jack in the Box (it was a late night snack. The next morning, in the shower, I burped and re-tasted it, which almost made me puke).
Jack in the Barf

TUESDAY:Faux mocha; two apple strudel Pop Tarts; two cups water; six-inch Spicy Italian sub on parmesan oregano with pepper jack cheese, toasted, with tomato, green pepper, red onion, salt, pepper and creamy Italian dressing, a bag of Mrs. Vickle's jalapeno potato chips, medium Dr. Pepper, from Subway (I always get this sandwich and those side items); two cups water; faux mocha; one order of six cheesy breadsticks with marinara dipping sauce, six (of 10) traditional "bone-in" chicken wings flavored "medium buffalo" with ranch dipping sauce, from Pizza Hut; two cups water.
Cheesy and bready

WEDNESDAY:Bowl of Quaker instant grits; glass of milk; cup of green tea (my preferred method of morning caffeine injection, I had just picked up a box of teabags that morning); cup of water; eggplant marinara sub and a medium Dr. Pepper from Joe's; cup of water; cup of green tea; three Amstel Lights; slice of pepperoni pizza, can of Dr. Pepper, chocolate fortune cookie ( "You will attend an unusual party").
Grits are wholesome and nutritious

THURSDAY:Cup of water; cup of green tea; cup of water; Big Texas Cinnamon Roll ( "2005, 2006 & 2007 Automatic Merchandiser Readers Choice Pastry of the Year!" the package said. I say, Sold!); meatloaf with tomato sauce, mashed potatoes with gravy, stuffing with gravy, and a medium lemonade, all from Boston Market; cup of water; faux mocha; some sort of sandwich from Sonic Burger consisting of pita meat, bacon and melted cheese on an 8-inch hot dog bun (it was a gift); a handful of Wheat Thins Whole Grain Toasted Chips; Twix.
An accident waiting to happen

FRIDAY:Carnation Instant Breakfast, rich chocolate flavor, in skim milk; cup of water; cup of green tea; Apple-cinnamon Nutra-Grain bar; cup of green tea; cup of water; 20oz Dr. Pepper and a 1.75oz bag of Chex Mix traditional flavor; chocolate chip cookie and chocolate-chocolate chip cookie, both from Subway; Corona w/ lime; cup of Coke; one packet of honey roasted peanuts containing 10 whole nuts and 13 halves (making 16.5 nuts total, plus some salty dust); small bag of Ritz chips; two 50ml bottles of Jack Daniels whiskey, can of DejaBlue water; pint of Karl Strauss Red Trolley, some Crispy Calamari Fries, one piece of Kobe Beef Sushi Roll with garlic-ponzu dipping sauce, small chop of Pork Prime Rib(stolen from the kitchen), Braised Beef Short Rib with chocolate-espresso demi, mashed potatoes and grilled asparagus, a bite of Prime Cap Steak cooked medium, two more pints of Karl Strauss Red Trolley, glass of Charles Krug Cabernet (vintage? I forgot), bite of Vanilla Bean Cream Cheese Flan with bits of crushed lattice tuille globe, all from The Prado at Balboa Park; five Jack-and-Cokes; Black Velvet and water.
Hooray for San Diego!!
Stolen pork

SATURDAY:Two mouthfuls of shower water; mimosa, bloody mary, three pancakes, three eggs over medium, potatoes, and two sausage patties from World Famous; raspberry Arizona iced tea (99 cents!); string cheese; two bottles of Miller High Life; bottle of Budweiser, chicken fried steak sandwich with tomato, lettuce, mayo and sides of French fries and cole slaw, all from Po' Folks; Orange Gatorade ($3.25 from the Knott's concession stand); bottle of water ($3.25 from the Knott's concession stand); breakfast buffet consisting of un-measurable amounts of scrambled "eggs," bacon, French toast, sausage, biscuits, various fried chicken pieces, and a coke, all from the Knott's after-haunt buffet; chocolate Nesquik.
Secret ingredient: Yellow #3
Warning: these eggs taste like shit
That's my signage

SUNDAY:Half of a chocolate donut, sip of orange juice, chocolate Nesquik; two glasses of orange juice and the "Farm House Scramble" from Coco's, or maybe it was Carrow's; large Dr. Pepper from Jack in the Box; six Miller Lites, chicken salad with melba toast, New York strip steak, veggies, potato, burgundy sauce, bread and butter, one glass of merlot, neapolitan ice cream and a cookie at my parent's house; can of Coke; cup of water.
yum

MONDAY:Maple oat nut scone and a grande chai latte from Starbucks; three pints of Blue Moon w/ orange slice, chicken finger dipped in ranch dressing, cheese stick dipped in marinara, slider dipped in au jus, two more pints of Blue Moon w/ orange slice, all from Maloney ,s; cup of Coke, cup of water, small bag of Ritz chips, one packet of honey roasted peanuts (I did not count them this time, the stewardess was cute and I didn't want to seem like a freak); cup of water.
First Class

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